I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Randomize
