Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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