perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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