I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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