omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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