My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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