You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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