its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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