I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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