me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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