I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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