the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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