she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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