he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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