You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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