I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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