Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Randomize
