It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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