Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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