The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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