Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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