Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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