we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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