What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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