It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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