Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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