How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My penis needs a shock collar
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.