Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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