im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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