Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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