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  do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?

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  tequila

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  (250): do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub? (1-250): tequila http://tfl.nu/yi12
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  you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.

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  (208): you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it. http://tfl.nu/lcjh
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  (407): View more from Florida

  Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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  (407): Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume? http://tfl.nu/7evx
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  Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.

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  (812): Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse. http://tfl.nu/k7kh
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  (415): View more from California

  i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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  (415): i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap http://tfl.nu/bmh2
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  I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college

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  (778): I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college http://tfl.nu/2nnj
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  (256): View more from Alabama

  I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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  (256): I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means. http://tfl.nu/u00p
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  After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.

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  (604): After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me. http://tfl.nu/m19j
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.

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  (740): My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often. http://tfl.nu/0pbg
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  ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking

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  (503): ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking http://tfl.nu/1308
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  I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.

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  (410): I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while. http://tfl.nu/y6er
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  He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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  (618): He's going to be my graduation present to myself. http://tfl.nu/441i
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  It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.

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  (406): It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change. http://tfl.nu/cbid
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  (407): View more from Florida

  That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!

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  Gravity is no match for my libido

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  (407): That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work! (386): Gravity is no match for my libido http://tfl.nu/l272
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  He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."

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  (318): He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car." http://tfl.nu/xfdu
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