you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.