Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.