oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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