it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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