next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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