This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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