apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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