'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Your penis caused this!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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