I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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