from now on my penis is your penis
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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