he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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