remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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