I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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