we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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