clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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