You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Thank you for not boning my boss.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
