If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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