Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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