Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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