Me. At least after what I've been through.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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