What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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