My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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