i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dick very happy bro
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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