Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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