Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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