thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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