i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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