porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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