im gay
i know
yea but for you.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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