We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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