omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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