Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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