I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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