I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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